Things i've learned as a newlywed

• Crock pot meals are the world's best thing. Especially when you work till 7 pm
• Never substitute Miracle Whip for Mayo
• Stealing all the covers at night will in turn make one very angry husband in the morning
• Better yet, get your own blankets
• Wedding video on repeat while husband is gone to work only makes you miss him more
• When doing laundry, don't go outside naked. Your clothes on your body can wait for the next batch. If you do, you will get some very weird looks.
• Clean out the "lint grabber" every time you do laundry. If not, it will have 2 months of lint attached to it and you will wonder why you went to work with wet pants.
• Christmas trees have an expiration date.. take them down 
• Velveeta is not good. Especially in homemade mac and cheese. Go out to eat instead.
• You will find yourself watching shows like The Bachelor, Gossip Girl, Dance Moms, and other ridiculous shows alone.
• If you choose to watch them with your husband, he will make fun of them and the characters in them the entire time.
• A clean house makes you feel a lot better. Even if it is only 750 square feet of clean
• Don't go shopping until AFTER the bills are paid
• Learn to compromise. 

Happy 7 week anniversary to us (tomorrow)